The Famous Ogre

The Famous Ogre desperately needed a mug that they liked to play with. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Famous Ogre desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Ogre carried a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Ogre had a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball of all things.

The Famous Ogre desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Famous Ogre wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey being the item opted for.