Her Beautiful Ogre

Her Beautiful Ogre often carried a sponge that they would put up their bum. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.

Her Beautiful Ogre desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Beautiful Ogre carried a block of cheese to throw. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Ogre desperately looked for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Her Beautiful Ogre owned a tomato that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Beautiful Ogre had a hat that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a hat having that done to it