A Boring Ogre

A Boring Ogre desperately desired a can of coke that they would drop. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

A Boring Ogre desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Boring Ogre often carried a computer to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A computer is the thing to select.

A Boring Ogre found a big sponge that they would drop. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Boring Ogre needed a can of coke to put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Boring Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.