My Dodgy Ogre

My Dodgy Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Ogre searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Ogre desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Dodgy Ogre always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Ogre always kept a crown that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Ogre carried a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer having that done to it