His Red Ogre

His Red Ogre desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Red Ogre needed a vibrator that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Ogre searched for a spade that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

His Red Ogre desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

His Red Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Red Ogre had a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.