My Hungry Ogre

My Hungry Ogre always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Hungry Ogre desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. It is a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Hungry Ogre desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Ogre needed a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.

My Hungry Ogre desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes share. It would have been a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Ogre desperately needed a cup that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.