Her Hungry Ogre

Her Hungry Ogre looked for a cup that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

Her Hungry Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would smash. It might have been a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Her Hungry Ogre always carried a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Hungry Ogre always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often drop. One might say this is an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Her Hungry Ogre searched for a radiator that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Hungry Ogre desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.