Jolly Ogre

Jolly Ogre desperately looked for a can of coke to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Jolly Ogre desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Jolly Ogre owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Jolly Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Jolly Ogre desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. This seems an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Jolly Ogre found a melon that they would eat. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.