The Exciting Ogre

The Exciting Ogre desperately wanted a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a condom being the item opted for.

The Exciting Ogre desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. It might have been a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Ogre often carried a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Ogre found a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.

The Exciting Ogre desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Ogre desperately wanted a spade that they would demolish. It is a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.