A Bum Loving Ogre

A Bum Loving Ogre desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Ogre owned a bag of flour that they would hug. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Ogre needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was amazing. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Ogre had a porno magazine that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Ogre desperately desired a little monkey that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Ogre desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would put on his head. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.