The Bewildered Ogre

The Bewildered Ogre desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Ogre desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was breathtaking. A wig being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Ogre always kept a mug that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Ogre wanted a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Ogre wanted a mug that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Ogre looked for a cheese grater that they would play with. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.