A Bum Loving Ogre

A Bum Loving Ogre often carried a little monkey that they liked to break. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Ogre owned a little monkey to drop. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Ogre always kept a cup that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Ogre always kept a condom that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Ogre often carried a spade that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Ogre needed a condom to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom of all things.