Bewildered Ogre

Bewildered Ogre desperately desired a pint of beer to break. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Ogre desperately searched for a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

Bewildered Ogre desperately desired a helmet that they would break. It should be an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A helmet was the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Ogre desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would hug. It should have been a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Bewildered Ogre craved for a ball that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was sublime. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.

Bewildered Ogre always kept a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.