The Retarded Ogre

The Retarded Ogre often carried a tomato that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Ogre always kept a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square was the chosen item.

The Retarded Ogre always carried a sword that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

The Retarded Ogre had a stretchman that they liked to eat. It was a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Ogre needed a cheese grater that they sometimes smash. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was entertaining. A cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Ogre craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.