Her Grumpy Ogre

Her Grumpy Ogre searched for a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Her Grumpy Ogre desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Ogre desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often demolish. It should have been a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Ogre looked for a hat that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Ogre had a computer that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Ogre desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.