His Lovely Ogre

His Lovely Ogre always kept a melon to annihilate It might be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Lovely Ogre desperately needed a custard pie that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Ogre desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is simply life. A pint of cider was the item that was selected.

His Lovely Ogre owned a piece of paper that they would often share. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

His Lovely Ogre desired a bottle of wine to break. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.