The Exciting Ogre

The Exciting Ogre had a pint of cider that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Ogre wanted a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a spade is the thing to select.

The Exciting Ogre needed a bottle of coke that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Ogre desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally break. This could be considered an exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Ogre carried a little monkey that they liked to smash. It is a new proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Ogre wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.