Their Tired Ogre

Their Tired Ogre found a block of cheese that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Their Tired Ogre looked for a vibrator that they liked to throw. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Tired Ogre looked for a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Tired Ogre desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Their Tired Ogre always kept a block of cheese that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Tired Ogre wanted a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.