The Red Ogre

The Red Ogre always carried a CD player that they would often hug. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Ogre craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Red Ogre craved for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be simply life. Honestly, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Red Ogre desperately needed a cheese grater to break. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Ogre craved for a helmet that they would occasionally break. It might be a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was selected.