The Handsome Ogre

The Handsome Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Handsome Ogre desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Handsome Ogre desired a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

The Handsome Ogre always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.

The Handsome Ogre desperately needed a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.

The Handsome Ogre always kept a rubber chicken to smash. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.