A Gentle Ogre

A Gentle Ogre desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Ogre craved for a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Gentle Ogre desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Ogre desperately needed a CD player that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

A Gentle Ogre desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to select.

A Gentle Ogre desired a bag of poop that they would often throw. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.