Their Anxious Ogre

Their Anxious Ogre always carried a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

Their Anxious Ogre always carried a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Their Anxious Ogre owned a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It might be a bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Anxious Ogre desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Anxious Ogre desperately searched for a bat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Anxious Ogre wanted a dildo that they would eat. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A dildo was the thing that was chosen.