My Naughty Ogre

My Naughty Ogre always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Naughty Ogre desperately craved for a set of lego that they would often break. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.

My Naughty Ogre carried a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Ogre found a bottle of wine that they would drop. It would have been a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

My Naughty Ogre desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an original exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Naughty Ogre desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.