The Boring Ogre

The Boring Ogre always had with them a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Boring Ogre desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. It is a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was the most awesome idea. A cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Ogre always had with them a radiator that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Ogre carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Boring Ogre searched for a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Ogre looked for a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be out of this world. A teapot being the item selected.