His Chinese Ogre

His Chinese Ogre always kept a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Ogre looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. This seems a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Ogre looked for a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Ogre desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Chinese Ogre needed a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Ogre wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.