Worrisome Ogre

Worrisome Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. It might have been a new operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

Worrisome Ogre carried a condom that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Worrisome Ogre carried a stretchman that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Worrisome Ogre owned a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Worrisome Ogre desperately craved for a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Worrisome Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.