The Purple Ogre

The Purple Ogre craved for a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Ogre always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Purple Ogre always carried a dildo that they would cuddle. It is a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Ogre looked for a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Ogre always kept a bat that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Purple Ogre always kept a wig that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a wig is the thing to select.