My Handsome Ogre

My Handsome Ogre desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Ogre carried a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

My Handsome Ogre desperately needed a computer that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a computer is the thing to opt for.

My Handsome Ogre desperately searched for a mug that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Ogre desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Ogre always kept a pen that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.