The Nervous Ogre

The Nervous Ogre desperately craved for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Ogre always kept a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Nervous Ogre always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Ogre desperately needed a mug to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Ogre wanted a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It would be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Ogre always carried a can of coke that they would often smash. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A can of coke would be the item that was selected.