Her Angry Ogre

Her Angry Ogre owned a computer that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Angry Ogre desperately wanted a pen that they would play with. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A pen was the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Ogre often carried a crown that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown is the item to choose.

Her Angry Ogre desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Her Angry Ogre searched for a little monkey that they would eat. This seems a bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was exciting. A little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Her Angry Ogre had a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.