Ugly Ogre

Ugly Ogre desired a pint of cider that they would often worship. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Ugly Ogre always carried a can of Dr Pepper to smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Ugly Ogre desperately wanted a cucumber that they would put on his head. This seems an original thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Ugly Ogre desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Ugly Ogre always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

Ugly Ogre desperately craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.