His Crazy Ogre

His Crazy Ogre owned a cup that they liked to sleep with. It should be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item to opt for.

His Crazy Ogre desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Crazy Ogre craved for a mug that they sometimes hug. It would be a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was out of this world. A mug being the chosen item.

His Crazy Ogre desired a spade that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Ogre always carried a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Crazy Ogre had a can of Tango to share. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.