His Different Ogre

His Different Ogre desired a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Ogre desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

His Different Ogre found a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

His Different Ogre craved for a dildo that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

His Different Ogre owned a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Ogre desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.