His Crazy Ogre

His Crazy Ogre carried a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be fun. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Ogre owned a bottle of coke that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Ogre needed a CD player that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player being the item selected.

His Crazy Ogre desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

His Crazy Ogre desperately desired a pen that they would often play with. It might be an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Ogre desperately desired a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was chosen.