My Exciting Ogre

My Exciting Ogre desperately needed a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Exciting Ogre found a bag of flour to break. It might be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Exciting Ogre desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Exciting Ogre had a radiator that they sometimes smash. It would have been an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a radiator of all things.

My Exciting Ogre searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Ogre desperately desired a mug that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.