The Jolly Ogre

The Jolly Ogre always kept a tomato to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Ogre craved for a vibrator that they sometimes cuddle. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Ogre wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Ogre needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Ogre wanted a set of lego that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Ogre carried a stretchman to experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.