The Naughty Ogre

The Naughty Ogre owned a mug that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.

The Naughty Ogre desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Ogre desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Naughty Ogre often carried a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It would be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Ogre desperately craved for a ball that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball of all things.

The Naughty Ogre desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.