A Bum Loving Ogre

A Bum Loving Ogre found a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be wonderful. A bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Ogre often carried a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Ogre desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to hug. It was a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Ogre desired a little monkey that they would often annihilate It was a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Ogre desired a sword that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Ogre craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing to select.