The Red Ogre

The Red Ogre desired a toilet brush to put up their bum. It should be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre had a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Red Ogre owned a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre desperately craved for a radiator that they would cuddle. One might say this is an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Ogre craved for a set of lego to hug. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Red Ogre searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it