Their Retarded Ogre

Their Retarded Ogre had a big sponge to hug. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

Their Retarded Ogre desired a wig that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Ogre found a helmet that they would break. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderous. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Ogre desperately needed a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A teapot is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Ogre desperately needed a pint of beer that they would worship. It might be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Ogre often carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.