Her Ugly Ogre

Her Ugly Ogre craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a funny activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Ogre needed a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Ogre looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

Her Ugly Ogre desired a ball that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Ogre looked for a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Ogre needed a little monkey that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.