Their Dodgy Ogre

Their Dodgy Ogre always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Ogre owned a ball that they would worship. It would be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

Their Dodgy Ogre looked for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Ogre always had with them a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Ogre found a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It should be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Ogre had a crown that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is exciting. A crown is the thing to opt for.