Their Handsome Ogre

Their Handsome Ogre searched for a wig that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

Their Handsome Ogre owned a can of Tango that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Their Handsome Ogre owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Their Handsome Ogre always had with them a stapler that they would put on his head. It might have been an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

Their Handsome Ogre always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Their Handsome Ogre wanted a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a sword of all things.