His Tired Ogre

His Tired Ogre wanted a dildo to share. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

His Tired Ogre desperately needed a can of coke to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen item.

His Tired Ogre needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Tired Ogre wanted a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup being the chosen thing.

His Tired Ogre needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It should be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

His Tired Ogre needed a rubber chicken to throw. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.