The Famous Ogre

The Famous Ogre desperately desired a stapler to worship. This is certainly a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to select.

The Famous Ogre craved for a cup that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

The Famous Ogre carried a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Ogre owned a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Ogre desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Ogre needed a lava lamp that they sometimes share. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.