The Orange Ogre

The Orange Ogre desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often drop. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Orange Ogre always had with them a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Orange Ogre needed a sword to worship. It would have been a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Ogre always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Orange Ogre looked for a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen thing.

The Orange Ogre always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.