His Silly Ogre

His Silly Ogre needed a little monkey that they would break. It was a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be out of this world. A little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Silly Ogre desperately looked for a stapler that they would often demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

His Silly Ogre desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

His Silly Ogre needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Ogre had a pint of beer that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Silly Ogre desired a magic 8 ball that they would often eat. This could be considered a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.