My Gentle Ogre

My Gentle Ogre desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

My Gentle Ogre desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Ogre desperately looked for a pen that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Ogre desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Ogre craved for a melon that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be out of this world. A melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Ogre desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.