The Exceptional Ogre

The Exceptional Ogre always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Ogre looked for a painting of a melon to drop. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Ogre searched for a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a different action, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Ogre had a bottle of beer that they would often break. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Ogre had a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.