A Round Orangutan

A Round Orangutan desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

A Round Orangutan desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally annihilate It is a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

A Round Orangutan often carried a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Round Orangutan desired a pint of cider to cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Round Orangutan desperately wanted a radiator that they would often hug. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a radiator being the thing selected.

A Round Orangutan had a crown that they liked to play with. It should have been an original activity, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A crown would be the item that was opted for.